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Saturday, May 9, 2026

Funny Quotes

The entire economy of the Western world is built on things that cause cancer.   --From the movie Bliss, 1985

Time is a great teacher, but it kills all of its students.   --Hector Berlioz

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.  --Will Rogers

Being at a loss for words has saved many relationships.   --Bill Watterson

The truth will set you free, but it will first piss you off.    --Gloria Steinem

A fool and his money are soon elected.   --Will Rogers

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